I am a hospital. Which hospital am I.............??
I am a hospital - which hospital am I ?........................ I position myself at the furthest point of the borough away from you making you use the busiest thoroughfare ensuring you are late to your appointment. On your arrival I insist that you live at an address you vacated 20 years ago. When you implore me to check again I will be amazed to find a second set of notes for you - with the correct address - but with a date of birth that ages you 10 years. I will giggle when that is pointed out. For your entertainment, whilst you wait 45 minutes beyond your appointment time, I will enthrall you with intimate excerpts from the lives of my staff. You will find out what they are doing at the weekend, how their relationships are fareing and what they will be shopping for for tea. I will adorn my walls with all manner of wall coverings - including striped, dotted and patterened wallpaper, together with the ubiquitous border strip, to trick you into thinking that you are no...